BPC12 - Emily's

Party of 8
Arrived at 4.45
President ready due to USPS
Seated in very back by Emily herself
Too delicious removed from menu
Cheese curds added to menu
Guest of MT
SL reviewed blog in anticipation
Poutine and Hawaiian specials

poutine

BF requested not to ever be as full as Emmy squared
Memories of barboncino
MK kitchen update
Guest does not eat dairy, but otherwise delightful
MT and JK enjoying ceding of ordering responsibility
Vegetables represented by pickles, for health

convivial atmosphere

JT requested pizza be cut into 8 slices
JK ordered bottle of wine for himself, again
Table arrangement odd, but we can hear each other better than Paulie Gee
Chef wearing excellent pizza shirt, similar to banner on blog
Swipe typing
MT going to a rager with Jenny and no children
So shout out to cowboy lamp
Exclusive view of pizza oven
Bartender is noted as a cute little man
Rethinking of hottest wait staff?
Reminder of secretary to post survey results to blog
[Ed Note: WHOOPS]
We are where the action is
Toast to a successful year of pizza club
Memories of blizzard January 2016
Tears of joy and remembrance
Excitement about potential meeting of oklavegahoma
Mostly fragile / friendly gay men
Gentrification of bed stuy and movement of chez oskar
Giant pickles
Woes of holiday travel
reiteration of SL fear of egg
BF puff puff give with those fries man
JT has quietly handled Burger cutting repeatedly

burger

Emily sauce a spicy Korean mayo
FO saving himself for the pizza
surprisingly large number of burgers ordered by other tables
SL birthday yesterday
Though we have been friends for years much confusion over age
Judgments of intensity of cradle robbing
Time is relative
Rethinking of responsibilities for 2017
Arrival and the linguistic prowess of Amy Adams
Left over vegetables eaten by executive staff
Lyft v Uber - drivers and passengers both seem to prefer Lyft
MK late because her Lyft driver was reciting an original poem
Austin has outlawed Lyft and Uber and have rip off companies
Baltimore universally loved
We're all moving to Philly
Crust had just right amount of char
Burger places in front of vegetarian
Impossible to keep track of pies
You will be faceless after the pineapple
Cutting a burger six ways remains one of the more suspect decisions of BPC
Napkins fell from the sky
Politics
Cabinet of deplorables
TBS i.e. friends re runs and censored sex and the city
Search party
Colony remains delicious
Looking, reprise
Movie was enjoyed
Most of my life is gay men and women
Quantico and nudity
Russell Tovey
East siders
Woman in purple shirt seems totally unhinged
A suburb in northern Chicago put on the Heidi chronicles
Non sexual life partners
I have eaten to much and have no regrets
What happens next!
SL taint
Hot peppers still delicious on pizza
Mixed feelings on artichoke
East village better than park slope
Gays made artichoke happen
Possibly just BF
MK and BF appreciate music
We are to much and and need to leave




THE PIES

Aloha Attitude
hawaiian special pie

ArnDog Jr.
vodka, mozzarella, ham, mushrooms, banana peppers

Camp Randall


Colony
sauce, mozzarella, pepperoni, pickled chili, honey

Luca


Emily


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BPC11 - Emmy Squared

Table for seven not overly challenging
MK good at math
Is this different from other Emily
Fear of too delicious
Mixed feelings on pineapple
Control
Fear of too delicious is strong
Cheddar curds are clearly a must
President requested a salad
White to red pizza ratio
Emmy v Emily debate
Made a full order and then added a hamburger
Supremely dirty dirty fork
Giant Manhattan spill
End of year pizza survey
Weight votes based on number of pizzas attended
"It's OK. I'm Puerto Rican I am used to not voting."
Math is hard
Best drinks, non pizza items, wait staff
Curse curds sauce confusing
Extra salad arrives
Do we have photos in the back
More knowledgeable as time goes by
Blue cheese salad better
Fries have kewpie Mayo and bulldog sauce

Okonomi Fries
mayo, bonito

Did JT remove witchy provisions to make room for FO
Lifted baskets but only a little
Stuff that is organized is hyper organized, other things are a heap
Old computer explosions
MT looks like a French sailor
The waiter has a raspy voice and a hitler hairdo
The fried cheese curds were really just mozzarella sticks under a different name
Weezer is playing
Burger very salty

Le Big Matt

Pizzas supporting deep dish
Maybe Detroit style
It's no Rocco, but...
Fond melodies of Paulie Gee
BF not overly fond of Sotto
So this English botanist
A lot of bread debates telling them apart
Meat on pineapple slice has real flavor
Universal surprise at deep dish
Hot peppers are always delicious on pizza
JT prefers Emily
Margarita crunchy baked cheese crust
Double post burger not on menu delicious and overworking
How to pee on a crowded train
Now to future self, cutting pizzas on half makes them go super fast
Sad memories of artichoke
Disgustingly full all around
Like a fancy pizzeria uno
MK spills (again)
Family fights
Liberal non profit donations as Christmas gift
Curtains
FO concerns of too delicious quelled
Can I take just a little nap
I95 and ask points north
Work is terrible




THE PIES

Classic Squared
Lou-wow
sauce, mozzarella, spicy pineapple, ham
PepperNoni
sauce, mozzarella, banana peppers, peppers, hatch chiles, pepperoni crust
Hatchback
mozzarella, Zia hatch chiles, chorizo, crema
Angel Pie
mozzarella, ricotta, mushrooms, Trufflleist mushroom cream


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BPC10.5 - Monte's

[Ed. Note: This was not an official meeting, so notes are from memory and pictures are terrible.] halloween costumes
waitress maybe does not speak english?
pussy bows
bitmoji
secret drag
club v v excited about spinach
did not get spinach, got sausage
penny dreadful a pretty good show
new rocky horror about as disappointing as expected
pizza gigantic
pizza also delicious
bill situation baffling


THE PIES

Reale Pizza
tomato, mozzarella, fried eggplant prosciutto, basil
Burrata
burrata, black olives, sun dry tomatoes, truffle oil
Salsiccia
tomato, mozzarella, sausage, red onion


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BPC10 - Paulie Gee's

Oyster happy hour with bad service

Pickle backs

8pm table obtained
Mt ran away
BF moving all over
Cavernous
Too many options
Ignoring vegan pizza
Cannot find a control
This is a story about Control, my control.
Feel like bacon love
Rump for president
President of BPC disappointed by lack of vegetables
Re-org of table
Green font is vegan
Vague feelings of betrayal
Desert pizza
The political message of rhythm Nation
Cristina Aguilera or sonic youth dirty?
MK kitchen face-lift
BF has to turn off gas after using stove
To female presidents
No groping rule established
Roseanne barr
No actually, how do you grab a pussy
Pizza insanely fast
A neice and a nephew
Six slices of seven people
Hellfire pork pie white
Will cut into eight for large parties
Brisket smells like delicious BBQ
Bacon control
Bacon like a vodka sauce
Ricky ricotta
Fennel is good with hot honey
FO solid negative on the Ricky
Ricky maybe actually control
MT saw Beyonce and also New Jersey
Paulie g was on the comeback
Bf fennel bf rest thing he has had all year
Ate sake mountain way and thought it was feel like bacon love
Light hand with the heavy cream
Reminiscences of crab allergies past
MK emotionally very far away

gravity

Bacon super delicious but not bacony
Subway ads and am I accidentally racist
Terrible country song
Sake losses quality at room temperature
Bacon tastes like pizza at pizza Napoli in Chelsea
BF and his first second and only vaginas
Who has seen a vaginas
Supposedly the Kinsey scale is a thing, but how could I be so gay
Taylor Mac
Audience participation
Lengthy vanity projects
Taxidermy cat wedding
Pussy bows
Side get apple or the marmalade
Maybe they just confuse us on purpose
Celebrity guest visit from Paulie gee himself
Apologizes for not stopping by earlier
Hit ice cream alloy to take
Apple not Apple-y
Suggestion for next meeting
Oliastra on Washington
Shit down
Future club structure
End of year survey
Who had the best rustic tables
Future tattoos
BF Egret
Two card limit
Amazingly easy all cash bill splitting
Are you still enjoying your meal
Pizza Club wedding?

Worst name And logo?



THE PIES

Feel Like Bacon Love
Italian tomato and butter sauce flavored with onion and smokey bacon, fresh mozzarella, Pecorino Romano, and post-oven milled black pepper There is no bacon on this pizza!
Sake Mountain Way
Fresh mozzarella and a tomato sauce made with garlic, onion, olive oil, basil, sake reduction and heavy cream.
Anise and Anephew
Fresh mozzarella, braised fennel, anisette cream drizzle, Berkshire guanciale, and fennel fronds.
Hellified Porkpie White
Fresh mozzarella, Berkshire soppressata picante, sweet Italian fennel sausage, sliced fresh garlic, fresh basil, and Mike’s Hot Honey.
Ricky Ricotta
Italian tomatoes, sweet Italian fennel sausage, Pecorino Romano, post-oven fresh ricotta dollops, baby arugula, and extra virgin olive oil.
Hometown Brisket
Fresh mozzarella, beef brisket from Red Hook’s Hometown Bar-B-Que, house-pickled red onions, and a drizzle of Hometown Bar-B-Que sauce.
BONUS DESERT PIE(S)

Apple Cider Caramel Sauce Dessert Pizza
With whole milk ricotta dollops


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BPC09 - Artichoke Basilica

Pizzas ordered by slice
How's Gigi?
MK loves soundtrack (and i'm cli i imbing a stair air way to heaven)
Suddenly he was looking over my shoulder and I was like excuse me
This is a very different experience
JT made FO read back issues of blog before club

Lovely portrait of the Kennedys

BeerZ
The control is very hot
Very basil positive
JT super into it
MT tastes like a hamburger
Midwest noise
a seven nation army couldn't hold me back
Giant pile of cheese
JT likes taste of sauce
SL pizza town is the best pizza
Drunken slice pizza
Southpaw now a Gymboree

More pizzas

I love it when the oil pools in a pepperoni
SL bowling victory
Three gift cards
Phone time

Artichoke stuffed

MT is useless
SL please do not heckle strangers
How do you eat a stuffed artichoke
MK got a pizza cutter
daddy's gotta new forty five
Little carats on logistics
Artichoke slice one of the most delicious things New York has to offer



Slicing is complicated
JT likes the pizzas too delicious but still delicious
Possibly a slice would be a last request on death row
somebody told me that you had a boyfriend
FO is allergic to crab but ate it
JT too delicious
MT Is there mayonnaise in this?
At MN o
Pie is optional
BF crab favorite
Denser pizza
i don't know why you say goodbye i say hello
BF is this the beatles?
4 or 5 slices is impossible
CS would like leftovers
JT resigned from pizza club; can never eat pizza again

Many plastic utensils injured

High maintenance
Plates destroyed
MT almost left to follow a hot guy
Wedding rings
Catbird is hip cred
b b b bennie and the jets


THE PIES SLICES

Margarita

Artichoke

Crab

Pepperoni

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BPC08 - Sotto Casa

Half hour wait for 6
Who is most likely to wilt in heat of patio
Lambrusco ordered
Madonnas birthday
Who is the youngest
Seven almonds
Can Barack smoke in the oval office
Zachary wolf NY times critic is present
JT’s tiny barn kitten
Pizza fights
Goddamn why do we have to get the control it ruins everything *
{* please note this is later rescinded}

Rughetta arugula, cherry tomatoes, artichokes, shaved parmigiano, lemon/e.v.o.o.


Everybody on a diet
I hear equinox is pretty cruisy
BF very upset about not fully considered interior design
Controversy about inaccuracy regarding only MK and BF on a diet
Bare Burger has too many children
[Incomprehensible gym talk]
Move on to rosé b/c heat
Napkins not absorbent
Utensils are midievil, rustic, light
SL has unreliable Italian and we may have ordered anything
Duolingo es lo mejor
By living in NY you are basically a minute away from knowing Spanish anyway
Being bilingual is not necessarily a path to wealth
That woman who tells you to throw out your stuff and roll your underwear
Longform
Lourdes and Rocco
Salads and pizza came at same time

Barbabietole roasted beets, apple, whipped goat cheese, e.v.o.o. dressing


Which pizza is which
Can you request a pizza to be cut into more slices
One pizza is wet?
Red pepper flakes on table
Gorgonzola has a lot of flavor
Good topping distribution
Olympics and relative hotness of swimmers, divers, and gymnasts
JT center is moist but outer crust possibly best
Crazy pizza had giant clove of garlic
MT - "I don't want the one with the giant volcano blob in the middle"
MT seeing Beyonce in NJ



Pizza in scrambled eggs
Really flavourful margherita
White mixed review
Brussels not cooked in advance but could be
MK pointed out high fork usage
BF - Marg is the best of all the pizzas and all the margs
SL Issues with wet crust
Menu perhaps written by a Duolingo user
Lesbian divorces are the worst, they never forget anything
Mosey O’Flannel
Surprisingly cheap, perhaps lack of cocktails?
Dolla Dolla bills y'all
But seriously one more thing about this lesbian
Next pizza
Suggestion for bylaws…
Go to 11 pizza places and in December go to favorite place, then do not go for the following years
Figure out year end review system
Places that we would revisit
Is that a vegetable or a parakeet
When carrots have a better love life than you


THE PIES

Margarita tomatoes, mozzarella, basil
Aglio mozzarella, ricotta, garlic, hot chili flakes, basil
Autunno mozzarella, smoked mozzarella, ricotta, brussel sprouts, speck, sage, truffle oil
Diavola tomatoes, mozzarella, hot soppressata, olives, basil
Boscaiola tomatoes, mozzarella, hot italian sausage, gorgonzola, mushrooms, basil


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BPC07 - Barboncino

NOTE: Please forgive the pictures. We were seated outside in the dark.

Party of 7, waiting at bar
Jt boob diagonal and curly hair
Mt is drinking an icy shrub
Underwear taxi
SL is having a difficult time obtaining a cocktail
If it is over 90, can I get my room temperature cocktail with ice to bring it down to room temperature
Pre gaming confusion
Many tables that could fit 7 have been available, we are all confused by 45 minute wait time
Yes we are fine sitting outside
Could a rockette wear a fitbit? What if she had a nude sleeve?
Not seeing Ghostbusters is anti feminist
Not seeing ab fab is homophobic
What is burrata
Pizza debates
Cremini pronunciation
Betrayed by president who recently visited
Should BF get a pet monkey?
Chandler had one
Baby monkey riding backwards on a pig
Everyone has zika and or allergies
Mk is voicing concern over fire safety and escape

Lambrusco v negronis
Lambrusco auto corrects to Languedoc
Levi Johnston's pics in e-playgirl
Fuming Lumpkin - gender questions

Peppers and Burrata

Garlic bread

Bibb lettuce

Kale salad

Meatballs

Will we run out of pizza?
Discussion of pizzas to come
We are out back
There is live music inside
We made the right decision
Luming frumpkin reprise
Russel tovey's instagram
Politics and general fear for this country's future
Discussion of back to the future and bpc goes full circle
Pizza is partially cut, into quarters
Condiment usage
Urban legend salting food before eating it caused him to lose the job
Four cheese actually has four cheese
Is artichoke too delicious?
Control is very weak
Four cheese four razor blades
If a publication doesn't check it's facts how can you trust its news
What happens to the flag if Puerto Rico becomes a state
Ethnicity in prison as it exists in prison and possibly real life


THE PIES

Margherita
Sopressata Piccante
Artichoke and Smoked Pancetta
Four Cheese with Pepperoni
Speck


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